Bad, Bad Cup!

Big Daddy comes in and interrupts me while I am in class (on-line). He seems to be really upset about what he has just discovered. In comes a naked Pretty Pink Princess.

I ask her, "What happened to your clothes?"
BD- You need to come see this and do something with PPP before I sentence her to the tower for eternity.

I walk into the bathroom to see a trail of water from the toilet to PPP's potty. On the side of the tub is a coffee mug. (Are you ready for this?) I dare to ask, "PPP who made this mess?"

PPP- What mess? Somebody did that?
Me - Really, Well who was playing in the toilet?
PPP- Somebody did that, I don't know who!
(Ahh, she looks soo sweet and innocent)

Me - WHO WAS PLAYING IN THE TOILET?
PPP- somebody, maybe brother.
Me -YOUR BROTHER WAS NOT IN THE BATHROOM
PPP- Oh yea he has been in the chair.
Me -YES, he has.
PPP- Well, somebody did that, maybe me, that was not me.
Me -It wasn't?
PPP- No that was my hand that did that.
Me -So, not you, but your hand made all this mess by itself?
PPP- Yea, my hand did that, and the cup too.
Me -GET A TOWEL, CLEAN UP YOUR HAND MESS AND STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM UNLESS YOU HAVE TO PEE OR POOP!
PPP- The cup made this mess too, it help me clean too? Come on cup, we clean this mess.

She gets a towel and gives the cup a ride on it as she wipes up her mess. How do you correct that?

...so much for family time.