Bed Time Stories

It is late and time to go to bed. Big Daddy is aggravating me. I get up and go to Little DX's queen size bed, he won't agitate me. Problem, Big Daddy comes in too. Now he is also aggravating Little DX. I am quiet and wait for a moment when I can go back to my bed. I slip out and return to my own bedroom which is directly across the hall. Not 5 minutes later Little DX is there also. The next morning Big Daddy tells me that he was awake when I left out. He said Little DX was trying to leave but he would not let him. So Little DX tells him that he has to use the bathroom. He thinks he is slick. The wheels are turning and the mastermind is at work. He goes to the bathroom and on his way back he gets down and the floor and crawls past his bedroom and into mine. As if Big Daddy could not see him. He honestly did not know. I guess neither one of us could pull it off.