Girl Birthdays and Toilet Seat Protecters...

Big daddy does not want to deal with PPP, so he brings her to me at work while he and Little DX go visit the dentist. She and DX has somehow remembered where my low calorie cookies are located. That is the first thing they go to and Big Daddy and Dx are off leaving me to work and deal with PPP. She is enjoying herself, everyone is saying how cute she is.

Of course she will not sit still or be quiet. While I am on the phone with a provider she has slipped away into the neighbors cubicle and found candy in her drawer. When the neighbor catches her in the drawer PPP says, "Hey, you have candy in there, can I have dat?" my neighbor responds of course you can anything you want. (Bad Idea).

Now, PPP has to go use the bathroom. This is her favorite thing, she has to visit the bathroom of every environment that she enters. Why did we have to potty train her? So we are off to the bathroom.

She does not want to sit on the paper that covers the potty because "uhh, dat's nasty paper". She has totally misinterpreted the concept of seat protectors.

On the way back to the desk, she must stop by another co-workers desk. Just to pop in and say hi and of course to see if she still has suckers. (She is an elephant, she forgets nothing!) Of course I get to talking and she runs off. She is quick! I have no clue where she went. She is not around any corner. So, I go back to my desk- she did not return. Now the office is looking for a 2 year old. No sign of her. After a few minutes, everyone is panicking, except for me. I know her, she is hiding. She peeks her head around the door of my supervisors office. "Hey ma, here I am". Like haha I have all those people looking for me and here I am enticed by the LSU collection in your supervisors office.

Back to the desk and sit down. I get another call and she is off to the neighbors desk. She has found a fish figurine that has nylon fins.

Me "Put that back."
PPP "No, that's mine!"
Me "That is not yours, put it back."
PPP "Yes this mine, I bought that from the store."
Me "You did not buy that from the store, you took that off of that desk. You have not been to the store to buy that."
PPP "Uh, OK."

She places the figurine back on the shelf. Finally it is quiting time. As we are leaving out the secretary calls us over to come into the big wig managers office. PPP only needs an invitation and she is into the office and behind his desk. (He has a 2 year old daughter also). He turns around and says "Hey, how are you doing?"

PPP "I'm fine"
BWM "How old are you?"
PPP (as she holds up 2 fingers) "I'm three years old."
Me "she is 2, but I don't correct her because by the time she figures it out she will be three. BMW to PPP "When is your birthday?"
PPP "I don't know but I am having a girl birthday so you don't want to come."

Let's get out of here! Can't take that girl no where.

No Boys Allowed!