Human/Horror

I am busy working and here she comes;

Momma, I can't go to sleep....Daddy is watching a movie and it is scaring me. (I must note that any and everything she has a problem with is scary). She continues, It is too loud it is hurting my ears and I can not go to sleep cause daddy is watching a human movie.

A human movie, I ask?

Yeah, a human movie and its scaring me.. she screams.

(laughing) I tell her, "You are human".

to which she argues, "NO, I am not human, I am a princess!"

Well excuse me if I forgot who I was talking to! Oh the HORROR!