Burger King... Have It Your Way!

So it is a day out on the town and I had to take Pretty Pink Princess. My Mom wanted me to take her to look at manufactured homes. So, we are going through the homes along with some other people and I had told PPP she needed to stay close so no one could take her. Well, we were in one of the last homes, (btw.. have you seen these homes lately?), talk about nice! Anyway PPP gets away and before I knew she was gone and she is screaming! I run around the corner and there she is,,,, out the back door and sitting on the ground. NO STEPS! I jump out and make her stand up. She is complaining about her ear but there are no visible marks. So I take her to the car, buckle her up, and leave...can't take much more of this.

Now we are heading to pick up something to eat. I am watching her and not wanting her to fall asleep because she really scared me when she fell. We go into the fast food restaurant and now she will not stay still. There is a couple there with a little boy that looked about a year older than her and they are staring amusingly. I get our cups and tell her to come with me to fix the drinks and there she is bouncing and shaking her little bootie while singing "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"?. She said it twice before I realized what she was saying. I was like, "girl stop singing that" but of course the whole restaurant was laughing and carrying on.

She is a HOT MESS!